Sunday, September 28, 2003
I can't sleep, I'm bored, I'm always bored...and boring.
10702, 919, 4426, 7841:
This is an example of a code I invented(Yes, I am that sad.) I just need to see if anyone can figure out what it says. If you can, I will seriously give you $100. If you can tell me why it's significant, I'll give you $250 to shut you up, or else I'll have you killed.
(Alex looks around the room and sees he's alone)
(Cries himself to sleep)
(Wakes up and eats cereal)
(More crying)
(Cycle continues)
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10702, 919, 4426, 7841:
This is an example of a code I invented(Yes, I am that sad.) I just need to see if anyone can figure out what it says. If you can, I will seriously give you $100. If you can tell me why it's significant, I'll give you $250 to shut you up, or else I'll have you killed.
(Alex looks around the room and sees he's alone)
(Cries himself to sleep)
(Wakes up and eats cereal)
(More crying)
(Cycle continues)
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Tuesday, September 23, 2003
"The film business is a shallow money trench - a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free and good men die like dogs, There is also a negative side..."
---Hunter S. Thompson
Just thought you'd like to know... I dunno.
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---Hunter S. Thompson
Just thought you'd like to know... I dunno.
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Saturday, September 20, 2003
Friday, September 19, 2003
It's Friday afternoon, going into the weekend and I have nothing to do. Maybe good will come my way. Fate usually concentrates all the wrong that happens to me so that I can pretty much guess what will happen. If I expect a bad thing to happen, it will be so. If I expect a good thing to happen, it will not happen because nothing good ever happens to me. Maybe my theory just follows the Babe Ruth theory. I only remember the times things go according to the way I say they will, and forget the times I strike out and the opposite happens. I'm hoping for the best this weekend.
I stand at the plate. The pitcher winds up........
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I stand at the plate. The pitcher winds up........
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Wednesday, September 17, 2003
I have nothing to write now, perhaps I'll write something interesting this weekend. For now, you can read my absurd sketch I had to write. I think it's funny, but I'm also sad to crave input from complete strangers.
Ramblings Heard at the Movies
Scene opens on 4 people sitting in a row. These characters are watching a horror movie in the theater. Person 1, 2 and 3 are minorities and person 3 has to be a male. Person 4 is white and can be any gender. Also needed are 5 voices to be in the movie. 3 are female, 2 male.
(Curtain)
Voice 1(woman): “Hello, is anybody there?”
Person 1: “Don’t open the door!”
Person 2: “Don’t do it!”
Person 3: “Slay that bitch!”
A scream comes from Voice 1 and Person 1, 2 and 3 burst into loud laughter. Person 4 is
Disgusted at the horror on screen.
Person 2: “That’s what ya get.”
Person 1: “ That had to hurt, with the organs all fucked up like that.”
Person 3: “ Yeah, she be hurtin’.”
Voice 2(man): “ Dolores, where did you go? We’ll never make it to football game now.”
Person 2: “ He’s right behind you.”
Person 1: “ He’s got a knife.”
Person 3: (cell phone rings)(Person answers) “ Yeah… oh hey, what’s up?”
A scream comes from the screen. Person 1, 2 and 3 laugh and 4 is still horrified.
Person 3: “ You should be here, some guy just got his legs cut off, blood was everywhere, he was crying, it’s hilarious.” (Person 3 puts away his phone.)
Voice 3(woman): “ Brent (silence)? I’m getting naked and going swimming, I hope you’re alright.”
Person 1, 2 and 3 all laugh and point to the screen.
Person 1: “ Hey Johnny (Person3), don’t get no ideas, we’re in public.”
Person 2: “ Uh oh, Johnny getting raunchy.”
Person 3 just waves his hand to say ‘shut up’ and scoffs.
Person 3: “ Don’t get out of the water.”
Person 1: “What’cha doing running into the forest?”
Person 2: “ There it is.”
Woman screams on screen and Person 1, 2 and 3 laugh. Person 4 is going to be sick.
Voice 4(man): “ Come on Laura, I know there’s a murderer out there, but that doesn’t mean we can’t go to the kegger at the old abandoned amusement park.”
Voice 5(woman): “ I guess your right. What’s life without risks…I’ll call the sorority.”
Person 3: “Kill them now!”
Person 2: “ Do it!”
Person 1: “ They’re right there!”
Person 2: “ I paid my money!”
Person 3: “Where’s my wallet.”
Person 2: “ I want to see the insides!”
Person 1: “ They’re playing a drinking game blindfolded!”
Person 2: “ Slice and dice motherfucker!”
Person 3: “Man, I had 3 bills in my wallet.”
Person 2: “Just bust into there and start swinging and shit!”
Person 1: “ One of thems getting naked to take a shower!”
Person 2: “ One of thems lost in the woods!”
Person 3: “ I just got paid. I needed that money.”
Person 2: “ That ones going alone into the garage!”
Person 1: “ That ones going into the basement!”
Person 2: “ Look, she’s dancing in the middle of the street!”
Person 3: “ Hey, hold up, hold up… This thing’s (points to screen) not making sense.”
A scream comes from Voice 5 and Person 1, 2 and 3 all laugh louder then before at the screen. Person 4 holds back vomit.
(Curtain)
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Ramblings Heard at the Movies
Scene opens on 4 people sitting in a row. These characters are watching a horror movie in the theater. Person 1, 2 and 3 are minorities and person 3 has to be a male. Person 4 is white and can be any gender. Also needed are 5 voices to be in the movie. 3 are female, 2 male.
(Curtain)
Voice 1(woman): “Hello, is anybody there?”
Person 1: “Don’t open the door!”
Person 2: “Don’t do it!”
Person 3: “Slay that bitch!”
A scream comes from Voice 1 and Person 1, 2 and 3 burst into loud laughter. Person 4 is
Disgusted at the horror on screen.
Person 2: “That’s what ya get.”
Person 1: “ That had to hurt, with the organs all fucked up like that.”
Person 3: “ Yeah, she be hurtin’.”
Voice 2(man): “ Dolores, where did you go? We’ll never make it to football game now.”
Person 2: “ He’s right behind you.”
Person 1: “ He’s got a knife.”
Person 3: (cell phone rings)(Person answers) “ Yeah… oh hey, what’s up?”
A scream comes from the screen. Person 1, 2 and 3 laugh and 4 is still horrified.
Person 3: “ You should be here, some guy just got his legs cut off, blood was everywhere, he was crying, it’s hilarious.” (Person 3 puts away his phone.)
Voice 3(woman): “ Brent (silence)? I’m getting naked and going swimming, I hope you’re alright.”
Person 1, 2 and 3 all laugh and point to the screen.
Person 1: “ Hey Johnny (Person3), don’t get no ideas, we’re in public.”
Person 2: “ Uh oh, Johnny getting raunchy.”
Person 3 just waves his hand to say ‘shut up’ and scoffs.
Person 3: “ Don’t get out of the water.”
Person 1: “What’cha doing running into the forest?”
Person 2: “ There it is.”
Woman screams on screen and Person 1, 2 and 3 laugh. Person 4 is going to be sick.
Voice 4(man): “ Come on Laura, I know there’s a murderer out there, but that doesn’t mean we can’t go to the kegger at the old abandoned amusement park.”
Voice 5(woman): “ I guess your right. What’s life without risks…I’ll call the sorority.”
Person 3: “Kill them now!”
Person 2: “ Do it!”
Person 1: “ They’re right there!”
Person 2: “ I paid my money!”
Person 3: “Where’s my wallet.”
Person 2: “ I want to see the insides!”
Person 1: “ They’re playing a drinking game blindfolded!”
Person 2: “ Slice and dice motherfucker!”
Person 3: “Man, I had 3 bills in my wallet.”
Person 2: “Just bust into there and start swinging and shit!”
Person 1: “ One of thems getting naked to take a shower!”
Person 2: “ One of thems lost in the woods!”
Person 3: “ I just got paid. I needed that money.”
Person 2: “ That ones going alone into the garage!”
Person 1: “ That ones going into the basement!”
Person 2: “ Look, she’s dancing in the middle of the street!”
Person 3: “ Hey, hold up, hold up… This thing’s (points to screen) not making sense.”
A scream comes from Voice 5 and Person 1, 2 and 3 all laugh louder then before at the screen. Person 4 holds back vomit.
(Curtain)
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Monday, September 15, 2003
I am bored right now. Instead of doing my homework (laughable), I did some searching on the internet of the author Hunter S. Thompson. I recommend everyone to read a book of his, or if your too lazy, you can rent the movie Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
I stray from my point. I was searching and found the excerpt for Fear And Loathing In Hollywood: My Doomed Love At The Taco Stand. The excerpt was printed in Time and I have never read it before. The backdrop is that during the filming of the movie Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Johnny Depp ( who plays Hunter in the movie) swapped his car for Hunter S. Thompson's red Cadillac convertible and spent weekends driving it around California in preparation for the role. Meanwhile, Hunter S. Thompson spent that period in Depp's car with a woman named Heidi, writing an essay called Fear And Loathing In Hollywood: My Doomed Love At The Taco Stand that was partially published in Time Magazine. Go read it if your bored or if that math homework is still fucking with your mind. It's great for me, maybe good for you. What... it ain't vitamins or shit like that. Just see if you like it.
http://www.cnn.com/ALLPOLITICS/1997/11/03/time/thompson.html
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I stray from my point. I was searching and found the excerpt for Fear And Loathing In Hollywood: My Doomed Love At The Taco Stand. The excerpt was printed in Time and I have never read it before. The backdrop is that during the filming of the movie Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Johnny Depp ( who plays Hunter in the movie) swapped his car for Hunter S. Thompson's red Cadillac convertible and spent weekends driving it around California in preparation for the role. Meanwhile, Hunter S. Thompson spent that period in Depp's car with a woman named Heidi, writing an essay called Fear And Loathing In Hollywood: My Doomed Love At The Taco Stand that was partially published in Time Magazine. Go read it if your bored or if that math homework is still fucking with your mind. It's great for me, maybe good for you. What... it ain't vitamins or shit like that. Just see if you like it.
http://www.cnn.com/ALLPOLITICS/1997/11/03/time/thompson.html
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Friday, September 12, 2003
The other day I was walking down the street, trying to avoid Fate, when all of a sudden Fate turned around the corner. I said, " Hey Fate, what'cha been doing?"
"Nothing, I've been thinking."
"About what?" I said. Just then Fate took out a sharpened toothbrush and shanks me.
The moral of the story is that if you try to avoid Fate, he will come around and shank you. Wait... that came out wrong.
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"Nothing, I've been thinking."
"About what?" I said. Just then Fate took out a sharpened toothbrush and shanks me.
The moral of the story is that if you try to avoid Fate, he will come around and shank you. Wait... that came out wrong.
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Thursday, September 11, 2003
In accordance with new government regulations, My blog is to be a color coded YELLOW. So please have an "elevated" state of awareness or else we will all die.
It's the 11th so I just want to say that these have been troubling times. At least we caught Osama...Oh. Well we stopped all the trouble in Iraq...Oh. At least we're getting rid of that big national debt Bush created...Oh. I can't wait to vote. God help us all. Maybe we should protest. Probably good advice if you have shit for brains. Fuck it all.
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It's the 11th so I just want to say that these have been troubling times. At least we caught Osama...Oh. Well we stopped all the trouble in Iraq...Oh. At least we're getting rid of that big national debt Bush created...Oh. I can't wait to vote. God help us all. Maybe we should protest. Probably good advice if you have shit for brains. Fuck it all.
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Tuesday, September 09, 2003
This is a test entry. No hate mail or such as I am TESTING the device. Test.Test.Test.Test.Test.Test.Test.Test.Test.Test.Test.Test.Test.Test.Test.Test.Test.Test.
Test.Test.Test.Test.subliminal.Test.Test.Test.Test.Test.Test.Test.Test.Test.Test.Test.
Test.Test.Test.help.Test.Test.Test.Test.Test.cheese.Test.Test.Test.Test.dubya.Test.Test.
Test.Test.Test.Test.Test.Test.Test.Test.Test.Test.Test.Test.Test.Test.Test.Test.Test.Test.
Test.Test.Test.Test.Test.Test.Test.Test.Test.Test.Test. The end.
I clipped a newspaper article from last week. It is from the Sun-Times here in Chicago. The headline reads, " 'If anything happens to you, I want that suit':coping with a colleague's death." It is a horribly funny article that has this paragraph in it:
One Monday last March, the 29-year-old Rawlings didn't return to work. He'd been shot over the weekend while standing at a bus stop. After his assailant escaped, two passersby approached his bleeding body and stole his wallet, an appalling image that his co-workers had trouble shaking. The murder remains unsolved.
This is a horrible story and the events are not happy. Lost in the fold of discarded papers. So sad, too bad.
Ramblings
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Test.Test.Test.Test.subliminal.Test.Test.Test.Test.Test.Test.Test.Test.Test.Test.Test.
Test.Test.Test.help.Test.Test.Test.Test.Test.cheese.Test.Test.Test.Test.dubya.Test.Test.
Test.Test.Test.Test.Test.Test.Test.Test.Test.Test.Test.Test.Test.Test.Test.Test.Test.Test.
Test.Test.Test.Test.Test.Test.Test.Test.Test.Test.Test. The end.
I clipped a newspaper article from last week. It is from the Sun-Times here in Chicago. The headline reads, " 'If anything happens to you, I want that suit':coping with a colleague's death." It is a horribly funny article that has this paragraph in it:
One Monday last March, the 29-year-old Rawlings didn't return to work. He'd been shot over the weekend while standing at a bus stop. After his assailant escaped, two passersby approached his bleeding body and stole his wallet, an appalling image that his co-workers had trouble shaking. The murder remains unsolved.
This is a horrible story and the events are not happy. Lost in the fold of discarded papers. So sad, too bad.
Ramblings
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