Thursday, April 29, 2004
'Ay! This raz you better slooshy to the raskazz of my rasoodock!
Else I raise my rock and tolchock you in the litso you sarky sod!
.........um.......nevermind. I got no raskazz this nochy. My appy polly loggy. But viddy your back, grazhny bratchny!!!
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Else I raise my rock and tolchock you in the litso you sarky sod!
.........um.......nevermind. I got no raskazz this nochy. My appy polly loggy. But viddy your back, grazhny bratchny!!!
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Wednesday, April 28, 2004
My dad is an evil genius.
I will admit, we have a rat problem in our yard because a restaurant is near by and their trash invites the unwanted: rats and the homeless.
So my dad went out and bought poison a few weeks back. The RATS SURVIVED!! These are obviously strong rats. So my dad, being as creative as he is, used science.
Yesterday, he placed food outside with a special ingredient. He add human medicine that thins blood. Of course this takes 3 days to take full effect. But he had a plan...
Today, he put out more food with a human medicine that decreases the heart rate of people with abnormally high heart rates. He placed the food outside and 15 minutes later, the yard was crazy with diluted-blooded rats running frantically (because they were instinctively trying to increase their heart rate). Then 20 more minutes later, no movement. They're not dead yet, I can see a few every once in a while, but they're dying. He's thinking of marketing his method. It's genius!!!........
Of course the surviving rats will become SUPER rats that are immune to the harshest situations. My dad might have accidentally created a race of super rats. Big Whoop.
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I will admit, we have a rat problem in our yard because a restaurant is near by and their trash invites the unwanted: rats and the homeless.
So my dad went out and bought poison a few weeks back. The RATS SURVIVED!! These are obviously strong rats. So my dad, being as creative as he is, used science.
Yesterday, he placed food outside with a special ingredient. He add human medicine that thins blood. Of course this takes 3 days to take full effect. But he had a plan...
Today, he put out more food with a human medicine that decreases the heart rate of people with abnormally high heart rates. He placed the food outside and 15 minutes later, the yard was crazy with diluted-blooded rats running frantically (because they were instinctively trying to increase their heart rate). Then 20 more minutes later, no movement. They're not dead yet, I can see a few every once in a while, but they're dying. He's thinking of marketing his method. It's genius!!!........
Of course the surviving rats will become SUPER rats that are immune to the harshest situations. My dad might have accidentally created a race of super rats. Big Whoop.
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Tuesday, April 27, 2004
Band of Brothers is playing on the History Channel
It is a great mini-series that everyone who has this channel should see. It's about military Airborne troops called Easy Company as they land in Europe.
Stunning movie. Just Great is all I can say.
"Heidi Heidi Christ almighty
who the hell are we?
Zim zam goddamn
we're airborne infantry!"
~Marching tune sung by Easy Company
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It is a great mini-series that everyone who has this channel should see. It's about military Airborne troops called Easy Company as they land in Europe.
Stunning movie. Just Great is all I can say.
"Heidi Heidi Christ almighty
who the hell are we?
Zim zam goddamn
we're airborne infantry!"
~Marching tune sung by Easy Company
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Thursday, April 22, 2004
Meh, I'm gonna go out of character a while and do one of those polls. Why? Cause I can't sleep and this one was interesting. (Note: From Edwards' Blog)
1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says: Oak Lawn, IL 60453 ---> Old School Directory
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?: Windowsill
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?: The Late Show with David Letterman. It was a rerun though.
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is: 1:48
5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?: 1:47 ---> Dammit, So close
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?: Mr. Tambourine Man by Bob Dylan through my headphones.
7: When did you last step outside? what were you doing?: Coming home from school.
8: Before you came to this website, what did you look at?: KingsofChaos.com ---> I'm such a nerd
9: What are you wearing?: White t-shirt and shorts
10: Did you dream last night? No, but I dreamt this afternoon but that's not really the same now is it?
11: When did you last laugh?: watching Letterman. He gave away those Quattro razor blades because the company sent him 1000 because he endorsed it on the air under his own free will on the intention of receiving a 1000 razors. It was actually pretty funny.
12: What is on the walls of the room you are in?: Lots of sticky notes, a poster for 500 Clown Macbeth, a circuit breaker, an electrical outlet (the one I stuck wires into).
13: Seen anything weird lately?: No
14: What do you think of this quiz?: Interesting. It's why I took it.
15: What is the last film you saw?: Hmmm, theaters ---> Kill Bill Volume 2. Home ---> 2001: A Space Odyssey. Both recommendable.
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?: Big ol' house for my family. You see, I was raised on guilt so I would actually spend most of the money on others. :-(
17: Tell me something about you that I don't know: I hate the sound of laughter.
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?: People shouldn't be allowed to voice an opinion in subjects they are ignorant in.
19: Do you like to dance?: Yes
20: George Bush: Father of George W. Bush. Vice President under Ronald Reagan. President from 1988 - 1992 for one term. Famous quote: "No new taxes", then he made new taxes.
21a: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?: Lorena
21b: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?: Francisco ---> just so I could call him Pancho
22: Would you ever consider living abroad?: No
23: Fruitcake or Chocolate cake?: Chocolate cake
24: Who was the last person to call you?: Sarah ---> no one else calls me
25: What is your favorite time of the year?: Winter
26: Beach or lake?: Beach but whatever really
27: Would you rather drown to death or burn to death?: Drown --->Movies like Reservoir Dogs and Face Off have made the thought of burning alive unbearable.
28: Dog or Cat?: Pets don't like me. They always seem to attack.
29: Book you are reading now?: Rereading The Rum Diary by none other then Hunter S. Thompson
30: What was your last hand gesture you made?: I dunno, I guess I waved.
31: have you ever gotten attacked by a flying animal?: I swear to God, it was a fucking bat! I don't care what you say, I saw a bat.
32: do you like cheese?: Mmmmm......cheese.
33: How many people a year are killed by donkeys?: More than the number that die in airplane crashes each year.
34: Any wise words to say to the masses?: Life's a bitch; Fuck it. (Bumper sticker idea)
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1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says: Oak Lawn, IL 60453 ---> Old School Directory
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?: Windowsill
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?: The Late Show with David Letterman. It was a rerun though.
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is: 1:48
5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?: 1:47 ---> Dammit, So close
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?: Mr. Tambourine Man by Bob Dylan through my headphones.
7: When did you last step outside? what were you doing?: Coming home from school.
8: Before you came to this website, what did you look at?: KingsofChaos.com ---> I'm such a nerd
9: What are you wearing?: White t-shirt and shorts
10: Did you dream last night? No, but I dreamt this afternoon but that's not really the same now is it?
11: When did you last laugh?: watching Letterman. He gave away those Quattro razor blades because the company sent him 1000 because he endorsed it on the air under his own free will on the intention of receiving a 1000 razors. It was actually pretty funny.
12: What is on the walls of the room you are in?: Lots of sticky notes, a poster for 500 Clown Macbeth, a circuit breaker, an electrical outlet (the one I stuck wires into).
13: Seen anything weird lately?: No
14: What do you think of this quiz?: Interesting. It's why I took it.
15: What is the last film you saw?: Hmmm, theaters ---> Kill Bill Volume 2. Home ---> 2001: A Space Odyssey. Both recommendable.
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?: Big ol' house for my family. You see, I was raised on guilt so I would actually spend most of the money on others. :-(
17: Tell me something about you that I don't know: I hate the sound of laughter.
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?: People shouldn't be allowed to voice an opinion in subjects they are ignorant in.
19: Do you like to dance?: Yes
20: George Bush: Father of George W. Bush. Vice President under Ronald Reagan. President from 1988 - 1992 for one term. Famous quote: "No new taxes", then he made new taxes.
21a: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?: Lorena
21b: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?: Francisco ---> just so I could call him Pancho
22: Would you ever consider living abroad?: No
23: Fruitcake or Chocolate cake?: Chocolate cake
24: Who was the last person to call you?: Sarah ---> no one else calls me
25: What is your favorite time of the year?: Winter
26: Beach or lake?: Beach but whatever really
27: Would you rather drown to death or burn to death?: Drown --->Movies like Reservoir Dogs and Face Off have made the thought of burning alive unbearable.
28: Dog or Cat?: Pets don't like me. They always seem to attack.
29: Book you are reading now?: Rereading The Rum Diary by none other then Hunter S. Thompson
30: What was your last hand gesture you made?: I dunno, I guess I waved.
31: have you ever gotten attacked by a flying animal?: I swear to God, it was a fucking bat! I don't care what you say, I saw a bat.
32: do you like cheese?: Mmmmm......cheese.
33: How many people a year are killed by donkeys?: More than the number that die in airplane crashes each year.
34: Any wise words to say to the masses?: Life's a bitch; Fuck it. (Bumper sticker idea)
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Also:
heardRamblings: hola
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How are you today?
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heardRamblings: hehehe
SmarterChild: What's so funny? :-)
heardRamblings: you speak spanish
SmarterChild: Um, let's see... donde está mi taco? Is that good? No, I mean, um... See, thing is, I don't really speak Spanish too well.
Technology is scary
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SIGN UP FOR GMAIL! GET IN ON THE GROUND FLOOR!
anyway. I'm now reachable at heardramblings@gmail.com
Also:
heardRamblings: hola
SmarterChild: Hi heardRamblings. Good to see you.
How are you today?
heardRamblings: como estas?
SmarterChild: Muy bien, gracias!
>>> Ready to submit to the judgment of your peers? Submit your pic on Rate-a-Buddy today!
heardRamblings: hehehe
SmarterChild: What's so funny? :-)
heardRamblings: you speak spanish
SmarterChild: Um, let's see... donde está mi taco? Is that good? No, I mean, um... See, thing is, I don't really speak Spanish too well.
Technology is scary
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Sunday, April 18, 2004
WOW, school starts and I'm fucked up with work I haven't done. Look at the counter above. It slowly dies down.
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AHHHHHHHH!
I did make this new buddy icon though:
If only I could get it small enough...
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AHHHHHHHH!
I did make this new buddy icon though:
If only I could get it small enough...
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Friday, April 09, 2004
Conversation with myself:
Zavala : Parlez-Vous Français?
Zavala : NO! And stop asking.
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It's 1 Fucking 30 in the morning. What do you expect?
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Zavala : Parlez-Vous Français?
Zavala : NO! And stop asking.
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It's 1 Fucking 30 in the morning. What do you expect?
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Thursday, April 01, 2004
Film Stock is tomorrow and I'll be the first to admit that I'm filled with hubris. If that's a good or bad thing is really still in question. Go to Film Stock tomorrow and vote for
Homemade Napalm.
Andy is still trying to see if he'll be able to put out a special DVD version with a whole bunch of extras. So to get people interested in seeing the movie tomorrow and to get people interested in Andy's Special Edition DVD, I will post some interesting facts about the movie.
→ The title Homemade Napalm came from the movie Bowling for Columbine in the scene where Moore is talking to a person who was placed on a "dangerous list" for owning a copy of The Anarchist Cookbook. He says that he made a few things such as napalm. "I made a 5 gallon tub of napalm. You know, homemade napalm." And that's the story.
→ The opening song is Twilight Time by the Harmonicats. They were an all harmonica trio during the '50s.
→ The opening Subway® scene was filmed in two different Subways® at least 15 miles away.
→ The running scene out of the Subway® was real at one point. The script called for the actors to run out because an imaginary firework was set off, but while the scene was being shot, Chris Edwards knocked over a chair creating a loud thud that caused the actors to really sprint away from the Subway®. But because of camera problems, the whole scene had to be reshot and the actors had to return to the Subway® and apologize.
→ Andrew Zamirowski's character, Johnny Hunter, wears a different colored shirt under his Hawaiian shirt on every shooting day.
→ Andrew Zamirowski's character is based on Johnny Depps portrayal of Hunter S. Thompson in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
→ Andy Dost and Chris Burdulis narrowly escaped catching on fire.
More to come....
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Homemade Napalm.
Andy is still trying to see if he'll be able to put out a special DVD version with a whole bunch of extras. So to get people interested in seeing the movie tomorrow and to get people interested in Andy's Special Edition DVD, I will post some interesting facts about the movie.
→ The title Homemade Napalm came from the movie Bowling for Columbine in the scene where Moore is talking to a person who was placed on a "dangerous list" for owning a copy of The Anarchist Cookbook. He says that he made a few things such as napalm. "I made a 5 gallon tub of napalm. You know, homemade napalm." And that's the story.
→ The opening song is Twilight Time by the Harmonicats. They were an all harmonica trio during the '50s.
→ The opening Subway® scene was filmed in two different Subways® at least 15 miles away.
→ The running scene out of the Subway® was real at one point. The script called for the actors to run out because an imaginary firework was set off, but while the scene was being shot, Chris Edwards knocked over a chair creating a loud thud that caused the actors to really sprint away from the Subway®. But because of camera problems, the whole scene had to be reshot and the actors had to return to the Subway® and apologize.
→ Andrew Zamirowski's character, Johnny Hunter, wears a different colored shirt under his Hawaiian shirt on every shooting day.
→ Andrew Zamirowski's character is based on Johnny Depps portrayal of Hunter S. Thompson in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
→ Andy Dost and Chris Burdulis narrowly escaped catching on fire.
More to come....
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