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Wednesday, January 19, 2005

According to the CNN/USA Today/Gallup poll released Wednesday involving 1,007 adult americans through phone interviews, 49% of Americans believe that President Bush is a uniter and another 49% view him as a divider. 2% still think he is his father.

So mathematically speaking, 49% of americans are morons...not counting the other 2%.


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Sunday, January 16, 2005

Still in school, still bored, Andy's site isn't up (loud nudging noise), still need things to do. But I did learn

How Google Works.



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Your new friend Pancho is back in school again and I might start writting things for Andy's site (if it ever gets up). So I'm just sitting in my room worrying and such and such. Random news stories.

World's Largest High School Chemistry Experiment Goes Awry

I need things to do. Simple enough.



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Sunday, January 09, 2005

Went downtown with some people from the improv group from my college. It was fun walking the city and we saw an IO show.

Went to a bookstore (not one of them Borders, this place was near IO) and saw that they had a first edition signed copy of "The Orchid Thief." If you don't know where the book is from, it is the basis (slight slight slight basis) to the movie Adaptation. Interesting seeing it there.

Same place found a record of....THE HARMONICATS! I thought these were all destroyed and no longer available but I found an old timey record. IF it had Twilight Time on it, I would have bought it in a heartbeat even though I do not have a record player. But for 3 bucks, it'd be worth it. But it wasn't the right record so no go. But I'm on the look out now and I re-"got" their songs for the comp.

Saw a "Guardian Angel" while riding the L. I was contemplating talking to him and bugging him about his anti-gang gang that he was in but then I'd probably be dead (or wishing I was dead while locked in something called a "Chinese Hot Box", no clue what the hell that is).

And in conclusion, Tim Curry is delightfully evil. That sums him up pretty well.


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Friday, January 07, 2005

Attention all who would listen

On Tuesday, January 4th, Robert Fernandez was met with a series of unfortunate events.

Robert was home in Chicago visiting while on break from college at the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign. He had made plans that evening to visit a local eatery. While waiting at a bus stop at 6:45 p.m. a stray bullet from a nearby gang fight struck Robert in the knee and he was left bleeding at the intersection of Archer and Hoyne. While bleeding, two random men walked up and kicked him repeatedly and later stole his wallet. They left him and a passing hobo, seeing the oppurtunity, stole his pants and coat.

Later a priest, rabbi and good samaritan passed his horrible mangled body without offering assistance. An escaped 165kg silverback gorilla then happened upon the victim and had his way with the barely struggling body.

Authorities watched the events unfold from a nearby 24 hour diner.

Robert died later that evening after what is considered "many hours of painful torture."

This blog was dying as of late but I know that Robert would have wanted it to live on. I have decided that I will continue it's name for him.

Hello, my name is Pancho Chazaro.

Greetings.


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