Today I finally reached 1000 songs on my iTunes list. It took a year, yes, but I'm a slow collector. So what was the 1000th song?

Living on A Prayer- Bon Jovi

The song that was the theme to last year because I heard it so many times. And to celebrate, I downloaded a bunch of Real Men of Genius clips. HuzzuH!!

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KFC Still Guards Colonel's Secret Recipe - Yahoo! News

It is officially a slow news day. Look later today for articles: "Man buys Hat" and "Cold War Still Over."

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IMDB

Vin Diesel, meet your match.

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Real American Heroes/Real Men of Genius

Don't click on the link unless you have an hour to kill. Believe me, it'll be an enjoyable hour.



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The Thomas Wall Clock Kit

Amazing.

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Purdue Club of Jacksonville Presents How to Light a BBQ Grill
the Purdue Way

The high powered grilling article has been "nerfed." By that, I mean the article was removed because it was actually written by Dave Barry and the engineer used it without permission.

I don't mean "nerfed" as in the Grill was forced to become underpowered so that other grills have a fair chance in PvP zones and to prevent mass amounts of Grills who meat/kill steal.

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MSNBC News Services
Updated: 8:21 p.m. ET March 9, 2001


After significant research, investigators at the University of Las Vegas have found surprising news regarding the origins of the bomp in the bomp be bomp be bomp.


"It really surprised us when we found out." says Professor David Drake, "To think that something in our musical history could have such negative connotations. It almost boggles the mind."


It seems that the "bomp" originated not in America, as was originally believed, but in Russia during the early years of the Second World War. Josef Stalin, seeking a way to bring the Americans into the fold of communism, placed the bomp in the bomp be bomp be bomp as a way of influencing young American minds.


However, before any such attack could take place, U.S. president Franklin D. Roosevelt initiated a defense plan, and put the ram in the ramalamadingdong, effectively thwarting Stalin's plan. Due to rising tensions in Germany, both parties agreed to remain silent about these events.


Much later, it seems that a Barry Mann discovered these events while reading through old newspapers and piecing together some incongruous events. When he first attempted to come forward with his evidence, the U.S. Supreme Court placed a gag order on any of his findings. Frustrated, he wrote a song implying these connections, cleverly dodging the censors by adding other meaningless phrases like boogity-boogity-shoop. Although rumours still circulate about Hitler having developed the dip in the dip da dip da dip, these rumors remain unconfirmed.


Prof. Drake is quick to dismiss these claims. "There is, of now, no conclusive evidence that Hitler was in any way involved in the placement of the dip in the dip da dip da dip. As far as I'm concerned, this is nothing more than gossip."

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Engineer breaks 3 second grilling preparation milestone

God bless America and all the men with little to do.

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Skateboarder Clears Great Wall of China - Yahoo! News

And the Chinese have one more reason to hate us.

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